Dear Bed,
I don’t mean to criticize, but you haven’t been good to me lately. Here I am, up way too late, because I feel like you are not comfortable enough to fall asleep on.
Let’s just ignore the fact that for the past two weeks I sneak in two minor naps on the couch during the day time. That is superfluous. I don’t think that has anything to do with my restlessness at nighttime.
Let’s also forget that I am down 50% with my choices of sleeping positions…right side or left side…Ugg!
I don’t mean to be picky or judgmental, but why can’t you be more like this bed?
So inviting. So fresh. So fluffy. So relaxing. So breezy easy.
Yet, ,now that I think about it, how in the world is a pregnant girl supposed to get down from that bed at least 3 times a night to go use the bathroom?
Good thing I believe in second chances.
Regretfully yours,
An Uncomfortable (and tired) 28 Week Pregnant Lady
